You love PROFESSOR SNAPE!
You love Professor Snape; that slime ball.
...You like him cuz you like oily hair, and people with no facial expressions whatsoever... you like the fact that he's hiding that CUTE little sensitive side inside somewhere in the abyss...yes ladies, he's available.
Do you have a *secret* crush on a Harry Potter character?! *-----WITH NEW PICTURES!!!! EDITED MARCH '05-----*